Red people are people too

FYI, world:

I
am
a
red
person.

I am not white.

I am not black.

I am not yellow.

I am not gray.

I am not green.

I am not blue.

I am not even

a ginger.

I
am
R-E-D

When I'm angry, I turn red.
When I'm happy, I turn red.
When I laugh, I turn red.
When I cry, I turn blotchy and red.
When I'm uncomfortable, I turn red.
When I'm scared, I turn red.
When I'm sleepy, I turn red.
When I'm hot, I turn red.
When I'm cold, I turn red.
When I drink, I turn red.
When I cough, I turn red.
When I'm flattered, I turn red.
When I'm embarrassed, I turn red.
When I'm flustered, I turn red.
When I'm offended, I turn red.
When I fart, I turn red.
When I talk, I turn red.
When I breathe, I turn red.

I am not blushing, I am a red person.

Do not flatter yourself.