Rosemary Biscuit Topping
Says one Topping to another, reading from Bon Appetit:
Littlest Topping (Me): Ooh, Mom! Listen to this recipe - sounds delish! Roasted Root Vegetable and Mushroom Pie with Rosemary Biscuit...Topping.
Mumma Topping: Rosemary Biscuit Topping? Well hell, that sounds like one of us!!!
I don't normally find Topping jokes funny. Growing up, I heard them all. Pizza places have hung up the phone on me because they think I'm kidding around when I tell them my last name is Topping. For some reason though, the thought of having a relative named Rosemary Biscuit Topping was just too much to handle.
I'm going to name my child Biscuit.
Littlest Topping (Me): Ooh, Mom! Listen to this recipe - sounds delish! Roasted Root Vegetable and Mushroom Pie with Rosemary Biscuit...Topping.
Mumma Topping: Rosemary Biscuit Topping? Well hell, that sounds like one of us!!!
I don't normally find Topping jokes funny. Growing up, I heard them all. Pizza places have hung up the phone on me because they think I'm kidding around when I tell them my last name is Topping. For some reason though, the thought of having a relative named Rosemary Biscuit Topping was just too much to handle.
I'm going to name my child Biscuit.
Labels: biscuits
posted by Seoulcially Akward Nessie at 9:10 PM
1 Comments:
Can't imagine calling a grandchild 'Biscuit', but then some use the endearment of 'Cookie', so what the hell. I could pretend I'm a British grandma! Biscuit? Cookie? It's all the same!
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